Today’s Top Search Terms

I love seeing what people google to find me. The top five for today:

  1. anthropophobia (this is always #1, probably because once, a very long time ago, I wrote this)
  2. very special porn (my porn IS very special….and currently the porn I am craving is this)
  3. “tomorrow i will be working from home” (I wish – I hate my thrice yearly crazy work time!)
  4. hippie goddess (damn skippy I’m a hippie goddess!)
  5. piper parker at pack of porn (any ideas on this one? I’ve got nothing.)
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