Today’s Top Search Terms

I love seeing what people google to find me. The top five for today:

  1. anthropophobia (this is always #1, probably because once, a very long time ago, I wrote this)
  2. very special porn (my porn IS very special….and currently the porn I am craving is this)
  3. “tomorrow i will be working from home” (I wish – I hate my thrice yearly crazy work time!)
  4. hippie goddess (damn skippy I’m a hippie goddess!)
  5. piper parker at pack of porn (any ideas on this one? I’ve got nothing.)

8 responses to “Today’s Top Search Terms

  1. Those are some strange searches…

    Mine are like “susan runs” “nurse runner”…I need to spice it up a bit!

  2. Haha!

  3. haha those are great! no one finds me through anything too crazy

  4. No clue as to #5, but it did give me a laugh! Which after my near-death car experience, I needed!

    Your training schedule is exhausting me. I’m so impressed!

  5. piper…piper lime…parker from dorothy parker…amazing skills of deduction!

  6. You’re so varied – everyone is trying to find you 🙂

  7. I get some funny ones on my blog. A lot of people search “Ellie Krieger hot husband.” Which they’re clearly not finding on my blog unless they type husband but mean cookies. Once I got “foods that make women taste good” and I felt so violated – lol! My blog is a family place, dude! Haha.