January 27, 2012

Yesterday, I was perusing my stats, as I do, and I noticed that I had three very intriguing search terms that were bringing people to my site. They were so interesting, in fact, that I couldn’t keep it all to myself! Are gazelles waterproof? Answer: Not really – we’re more water resistant, actually. No excuses…

October 13, 2011

1. All of my top search hits this week are for “gazelle attacks bicyclist” or some variation thereof. I have never attacked a bicyclist, nor would I. This gazelle is a lover, not a fighter.   2. I had a flu shot yesterday, and I can barely move my arm….by about 4:30 yesterday afternoon, it…

August 5, 2011

Yesterday, someone got to my blog by googling: “How to hang out with stupid people.” My first reaction: “Why would you want to?” I prefer to avoid dolts, and in fact, none of my friends are even a tiny bit imbecilic! It’s great! However, maybe you have no choice. Maybe a close friend is dating…

July 14, 2011

Today’s three things are brought to you by the recent popular search engine terms people used to find this blog. 1. Pictures of emotional pain. I can help with that! In honor of 3 things Thursday, I will give you the first three pictures of emotional pain that show up in my Flickr search.  …

June 1, 2011

The toaster is very loyal.   I have no idea what this person could possibly actually want to find with a Google search like that, but I like it. And I’m glad that they have a loyal toaster. (Actually, I’m pretty sure that they’re searching for @RepWeiner, but I’m glad that for some reason, I…

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