In Which I Answer Your Questions

Q: Why do i feel so good after a martini?

A: Because martinis are the most perfect drink that has ever been created. It’s like sipping on a rainbow in the forest just after a brief  spring storm. It is proof that our lives have meaning. It is proof that I need a damn drink. 

Of course, if you’ve been drinking this kind of martini – and then I think you know why you feel so good. Pervert.


*Questions are edited for spelling, grammar, clarity, and occasionally humor.

Recent Comments

  • Emily
    January 9, 2009 - 10:18 pm ·

    For years, while living in Chicago, I tried to promote the Parmesan Martini, to no avail. I mean, if you’re throwing blue fucking cheese in a drink, why not create some pesto and join to the big leagues? I love cheese, I love salty and I love drinking. Make it work people!

    (Other than the recent bacon-infused vodka craze I’ve found nothing to come close to this attempt. Let’s fix this…brain storming session anyone?)

    • gazelle
      January 10, 2009 - 7:57 pm ·

      I will be thinking about this. I love blue-cheese stuffed olives in my gin martinis – not sure about pesto martinis – but I’ll be thinking about this. Might be better with a vodka martini than a gin one…..hmmmm…..

  • Sarah
    January 10, 2009 - 12:34 am ·

    Hilarious. I need to get on the martini boat. I’ve wanted to ever since Angie Jolie’s role in Playing By Heart. I think Emily’s drink sounds good – is that wrong?

  • Alisa
    January 10, 2009 - 9:32 am ·

    I’m really not a martini drinker but maybe I’ll have to have you make me a couple to change my mind.

  • aron
    January 10, 2009 - 10:48 am ·

    i am a girlie martini drinker (cosmopolitans, etc) and i could really use one right now… yes its 10:48am but i am at work on saturday so that means i can need a drink already 🙂

    • gazelle
      January 10, 2009 - 8:00 pm ·

      The architect also prefers the cosmo types of martinis, although I’m a bit more hardcore – gin in a class for me!

      I still haven’t had a martini. Life is no fair!

      Sorry ’bout your Saturday work – you probably needed a drink more than I did.

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