In Which I Answer Your Questions

Q: Why do i feel so good after a martini?

A: Because martinis are the most perfect drink that has ever been created. It’s like sipping on a rainbow in the forest just after a brief  spring storm. It is proof that our lives have meaning. It is proof that I need a damn drink. 

Of course, if you’ve been drinking this kind of martini – and then I think you know why you feel so good. Pervert.

*Questions are edited for spelling, grammar, clarity, and occasionally humor.

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