Q: Why do i feel so good after a martini?
A: Because martinis are the most perfect drink that has ever been created. It’s like sipping on a rainbow in the forest just after a brief spring storm. It is proof that our lives have meaning. It is proof that I need a damn drink.
Of course, if you’ve been drinking this kind of martini – and then I think you know why you feel so good. Pervert.
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