Obviously, I need to do better

I am so busy, ya’ll! I am so busy that I am using Southern colloquialisms WHILE TYPING! 

I have many things to share. Like how the gym didn’t suck as much yesterday – I got parking, and my favorite locker, and it wasn’t as crowded with asshats (guess they all had free 7-day passes or something). Oh – and I lent my hair dryer to some naked girl who’d forgotten her towel & was using the hand dryers to dry off. And then I worked. Worky worky worky. And then I went home & was sad. (not because I was done working.) And then I went to bed after falling asleep on the couch sometime between 9 & 9:30. And then, I got up. And today? More work. Work, work, work. I am hoping to leave in about an hour to go to the gym & run a little. And then, it is the weekend. Although *sssshhhhhh* I might work from home a little this weekend. There is so much work.

BUT! I got a new phone, and it arrived at my house today! And I am so excited. I think it might be made out of unicorn snow (which is similar to marine snow, but shinier). It certainly cost as much as you’d think unicorn snow would cost (which is to say, more than you’d expect, but less than something made out of unicorn tears, or the unicorn’s horn).

Ya’ll (there I go again!) I think I am delirious.  I do not see an end in sight. 

I do promise that there will be shoe porn next week. It will be formal/wedding shoe porn. By special request. Next week will also bring installment 2 of the Coupon Goddess’s Coupon Tutorial. OH! And a product review by me! And maybe a contest! It will be exciting around here! (See how I resisted typing “ya’ll” again! The restraint!)

Happy Friday!  Y’all!

12 responses to “Obviously, I need to do better

  1. there is no need to show restraint from southern coloquialisms. Y’all better not fo’get where you’un’s husbands came from.

    you’un’s is the deep deep south version of y’all. it’s used like: you’un’s betta go get you sum bar-b-cue fo they run out. And don’t forget bbq is also a noun for smoked pork shoulder.

    unicorn snow is hilarious! sounds like you’ve got as much work on the table as i do right now. 3 projects to code out for the weekend? that’s just a stupid thing for me to do.

    • the architect laughs at me when I say y’all. And I’d never heard you’uns before. I am very excited to incorporate new colloquialisms into my vocabulary.

      I hope your run went well!

  2. Yay, I got a new phon, too. Which one did you get?

    The gyms near my work have been awfully quiet, too. Is nobody making new year’s resolutions to work out anymore?

    • Apparently the 2009 resolutioners are a bunch of quitters! YAY! 🙂

      I got an LG Voyager – which is very, very pretty. I’m thinking of having a commitment ceremony with it. 🙂

  3. My work has been crazy busy lately too – must be our bosses trying to keep us from spending so much time f*cking around on the interwebs. Ha! Who do they think they’re dealing with? Amateurs.

    I was sad last night too, only my sadness was about the unused wedding dress I keep remembering I need to do something about so that my parents don’t get dragged away to jail for having said dress on perpetual lay-away at the dress shop. Depressing, no?

    • Your sadness is more sad than mine. I think mine was just missing the sun – we go through this every January. Stupid sun.

  4. Yay! Special request!

    OMG, i love the unicorn snow….all of this snow is so positive and light and awesome.

    Can’t wait to see the shoe results. I need bridal advice, and soon.

    • As long as no more snow COMES OUT OF THE SKY I will be happy 🙂

      I will be doing some serious shoe research on Monday (the sacrifices I make – ha!) for our next Wednesday shoe porn.

      Other than that, I can give no bridal advice. We got married on the serious cheap, and I’ve never met anyone else who wanted to emulate that.

  5. I love the new snow. Maybe we should write a book – everyone snows? perhaps. I think it would be a success and that Urban Outfitters would sell it. Also – I’m sickly busy at work too. If you notice, it’s 12:37 at night and I’m taking a break from work to finally read blogs today! Yep.

    • I love that book – and Urban Outfitters would totally sell our book.

      You need to work a bit less, young lady! 12:37 is too late to be working EVER!

  6. Sorry you are so busy at work…I hear ya!

    I’m excited about your product review.

    • I need to try it out one more time on Tuesday. I’m hoping to get back to my regular workout schedule this week.

      What day do you leave?