August 15, 2018

What’s that? It’s not the new year? Well it is for me. So there, motherfuckers! Don’t be a hater! That was probably a little harsh, but I’m ready for a blank slate (no slate can be perfectly blank, I realize that) and I have some goals for the next 12 months. Henceforth, 8/15 will be…

August 13, 2018

It’s been a couple minutes, right? I left you on a fairly grim note, and I’d love to tell you that my two month absence since then is because I’ve been frolicking on a cloud made of rainbows and gin cocktails and unicorns and nachos. That, however, would be a lie. June and July were…

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