SHHHOOOOOOOEEEEEEEESSSSSS!

Please read the title in a voice that suggests a brain-hungry zombie.

Okay, so last night, I got an email from a friend in which she referenced the website Outblush. I had never heard of this site, so thought I’d check it out.

GUESS WHAT WAS THERE, RIGHT THERE, ON PAGE 1?

So, I know that logically there are few places that I could wear these, and honestly, they don’t go with my costume at ALL for this year. BUT I needs them!  Is $80 too much to spend on a pair of shoes that I could never really wear? (Also, one year, I was a bloody bride for Halloween, and these would’ve been perfect.)

Oh, internet. I think I need to be talked down from purchasing these. Also, I may need to give my friend (Lisa) a stern talking to, even though these shoes probably weren’t there yesterday evening when she was on the site.

What do I do?????