The other day, I arrived home and saw this on the porch.
“Oh, my!” I said to myself. “That is a very large package from Amazon. I haven’t ordered anything that big. I wonder what it could be?”
“Wow – it must be something exciting! And fragile! Look at all this packing paper!”
“Wow – that is a lot of paper! This is very exciting! What kind of exciting prize awaits me?”
“Wow – still no sign of my exciting present! Guess I should remove some more paper!”
“I’d better try to pick this paper up a bit, so I don’t trip over it.”
“Holy packinging, Batman! That is an insane amount of paper! What on earth could be in this giant box?”
Huh – I did order that. It’s a lefse roller out thing. I think maybe it didn’t need such a big box….
Thanks, Amazon, for your sustainable shipping!