Were You Looking for Me?

I’ve had a lot of people come to my site lately looking for “gazelle halloween costumes.”

I understand. I am super awesome. I don’t blame you for wanting to dress up like me.

There are a couple ways to go here – most of them involve some kind of splint or cast or something. Crutches would also be good.

My personal recommendation? Running clothes, ice pack, cane, a pint of pickles, and a gin martini.

If you’re still flummoxed, drop me a line. I’m sure we can figure something out!

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