Were you looking for me?

The two most interesting search terms coming up in my stats counter today:

1. Surprise pelvic exam (sorry about that – it’s happened to me, too. which is probably why you’re here.)

2. Triathlon porn (really? that’s a very specific fetish.)

Also – people – what is up with christina ricci lately? 90% of the people who land on this site by accident are looking for her. Is she in a new movie? Running for office? On Dancing with the Stars?

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