The Return of PORN!

• Amy Cissell
• February 8, 2010
• Shoe Me!
• 11

You guys, last Friday I went to see my sports massage guy and we had a little talk about shoes. And the beginnings of that plantar fasciitis that I’m starting to feel.

He perhaps implied that I didn’t need to wear heels all the time.

I perhaps implied that he was an idiot.

He wanted to know how high my heels really were.

I said something about the vicinity of 3-4 inches.

He passed out & hit his head & is now suing me for causing his PTSD.

Before he filed the lawsuit, he perhaps said something about how PR-ing my next marathon might be difficult if my feet hurt all the time.

I said FINE and stomped around like a tantrumy three year old.

And now, dear internets, I need your help.

I need to buy a couple of pairs of shoes. And by shoes, I mean shoes that will not elongate my sad stumpy legs. Shoes that will cause the legs of all my pants to drag on the ground. Shoes that are FLAT!

I find myself in new territory – buying flat dress shoes, but I know someone out there must have advice (advice that isn’t ‘welcome to Dansko territory *SARAH*).

So – here are the offerings.

Thoughts? Votes? Suggestions?  (The first person who suggest Crocs is getting a 4″ stilleto to the neck!)

PS – What the hell is this?

PPS – How cute is this? Why isn’t it flat?