The Return of PORN!

You guys, last Friday I went to see my sports massage guy and we had a little talk about shoes. And the beginnings of that plantar fasciitis that I’m starting to feel.

He perhaps implied that I didn’t need to wear heels all the time.

I perhaps implied that he was an idiot.

He wanted to know how high my heels really were.

I said something about the vicinity of 3-4 inches.

He passed out & hit his head & is now suing me for causing his PTSD.

Before he filed the lawsuit, he perhaps said something about how PR-ing my next marathon might be difficult if my feet hurt all the time.

I said FINE and stomped around like a tantrumy three year old.

And now, dear internets, I need your help.

I need to buy a couple of pairs of shoes. And by shoes, I mean shoes that will not elongate my sad stumpy legs. Shoes that will cause the legs of all my pants to drag on the ground. Shoes that are FLAT!

I find myself in new territory – buying flat dress shoes, but I know someone out there must have advice (advice that isn’t ‘welcome to Dansko territory *SARAH*).

So – here are the offerings.

BCBGeneration Vania
BCBGeneration Vania

Bandolino Whimper
Bandolino Whimper

Kenneth Cole Reaction Bard Core
Kenneth Cole Reaction Bard Core

Gabriella Rocha Lolla Flat
Gabriella Rocha Lolla Flat

Nine West Newsy
Nine West Newsy

Thoughts? Votes? Suggestions?  (The first person who suggest Crocs is getting a 4″ stilleto to the neck!)

PS – What the hell is this?

PPS – How cute is this? Why isn’t it flat?

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