PORN!!!

Today is a special day in shoe-porn land. Piper Lime is having a birthday.

Go – celebrate – buy shoes!

In case you can’t read the text, it says “Enjoy $20 off your next purchase. 1 in every 100 orders will even get $100 off.”

GO! SHOP! I COMMAND YOU! (I’ll wait.)

What – you need some ideas?

Okay – how about these:

Or these:

Or even these:

 

And now a question – is it tacky to have your knee-high stocking sticking out an inch or so above your knee-high boots? I think it is. The woman I stared at disapprovingly yesterday (until I realized I was NOT wearing my sunglasses) apparently did not.

Readers?

 

Als0 – as you are likely aware it is slightly less than 6 days until the election. VOTE!