Blessed Are the Cheesemakers

Friday night, we did, in fact, go out for Ethiopian food. I love Ethiopian food. I love the way it’s served, I love the Injera, and I love the wine. It was awesome. We each had an entree, and we split a bottle of wine, all for about $40, with enough left over to be lunch on Sunday.

By Saturday, my knee was feeling….better. Not great – but if I took enough ibuprofen and wrapped it tight, I was able to go to Home Depot, and then do some construction work. I took many, many breaks, and the architect did WAAY more work than me, and by the end of the night, I was hurting.

Sunday, however, was not bad. I still utilized that vitamin-I and the knee wrap, but I worked for 8 hours solid digging dirt, shoveling dirt, and shoveling gravel. It was an awesome upper-body workout, and I totally earned the pizza & beer we ended the day with. We are so nearly finished with our driveway project – and as soon as we are, there will be photos.

HOWEVER – today has even better photos, for today, I made cheese.

I read an article about cheesemaking in the Oregonian, then again on a blog I read, and then lastly in “Animal, Vegetable, Miracle.” So, I broke down and bought the mozzarella cheese kit. And today was my first attempt.

The pictures are odd & limited. It’s hard to take photos of cheesemaking when you are both the cheesemaker AND the photographer. Some of the photos are taken with the camera hanging around my neck using my elbow to hit the button.

But – first you need to dissolve 1/4 tsp of rennet in 1/4 cup of water:

Then, you dissolve 1 1/2 tsp of citric acid in 1 cup of water:

(you can see the breadmaker, making a loaf of delicious bread, behind my artistic shot).

Next, you pour 1 gallon of milk (NOT ultra-pasteurized) into a big pot.

Oooooh.....ACTION SHOT!
Oooooh.....ACTION SHOT!

Then, you stir in the citric acid mixture & then heat it all up to 90 degrees:

Then, you remove from heat, stir in the rennet, and then cover & let sit for about 5 minutes (or, if you’re me, 11 minutes). Then you use a long knife & cut the curds, then put the pot back on the stove and heat, stirring slowly, to 105 degrees:

Once you get to 105, remove from heat again, and keep stirring slowly for 2-5 minutes.

Then, pour whey all over your kitchen drain the whey without squishing the curds too much.

Put the curds into a microwave safe bowl & microwave for 1 minute. Drain the whey & smoosh the curds into one piece:

Microwave for 30 more seconds, and then attempt to stretch the mozzarella. Curse at yourself for ignoring the *rubber gloves optional* part of the instructions. Look frantically through kitchen for rubber gloves while blowing on burned thumb. Find rubber gloves under sink behind garbage. Get grossed out. Throw away the top 5 pairs of gloves due to possible garbage contamination. Put on gloves. Swear. Grab camera, put around neck, and then take photo of the best part of the cheese making – the stretching. Realize how hard it is to stretch cheese (which takes two hands) and take a picture (which usually takes another two hands). Use hanging strap & elbow to take crappy artsy shot of stretchy mozzarella:

Form mozzarella into balls & drop in ice water:

Store most balls. Take one, slice it. Go to garden and find ripe tomato:

Slice it.

Remove fresh Italian bread from breadmaker.

Forget to take picture of bread.

Slice it.

Arrange all on plate & pour glass of wine, because even though it’s 1:30 on a Monday, it seems like a good idea.

Take 10 shots. (ETA: I did not take 10 shots of tequila, I took 10 photos. Just for clarity.) Curse at inability to take good photos. Think about asking the architect to come home and take photos of my lunch. Decide against it.

Eat lunch. Drink wine. Be happy.

The awesome part? I made the bread & the cheese, and grew the tomatoes. Although I did not MAKE the wine, per se, I did have a party which caused someone to GIVE me the wine, so it’s almost the same thing.

And even better – I have now (finally) achieved the feeling that the doctors DID warn me about, pre-steroids. I now not only no longer have knee pain, I have this weird extra-pain-free feeling in the knee. The feeling that (except for my sore upper body) wants me to run. And the doctor told me this would happen (unlike the super-pain, he did warn me about the pending absence of pain), and told me not to run, and I know I shouldn’t, but damn. I feel good.

Recent Comments

  • Claire
    August 25, 2008 - 1:28 pm ·

    Dude, you are amazing. Apartment Therapy’s The Kitchn has been all about homemade cheese lately, and I bow down to your cheese balls. 🙂

    • gazelle
      August 25, 2008 - 1:32 pm ·

      Heh – you bow to my cheese balls. That’s awesome.

      It was surprisingly easy – about 45 minutes from start to finish.

  • SnowDance
    August 25, 2008 - 2:19 pm ·

    How do I get a gig where I don’t have to work Monday’s, can spend my time making cheese and having a glass of wine for lunch? Jealous am I. And what a green thumb, you forgot to mention that the flowers were from your garden as well. My garden sucks this year but I am hopeful to get at least one tomato off my vine tonight…that is if the dog hasn’t eaten it already thinking it was a nice ripe apple instead.

    • gazelle
      August 25, 2008 - 2:58 pm ·

      It’s a pretty good gig, I have to admit. There are days when I consider going full time (for the MONEY$$$) but mostly, I am happy. I garden. I cook. I write. And today? I also ironed.

      Life is good.

      HOWEVER, you should totally take a couple of Mondays off & hang with me. We’ll go for a little run, then come back to my place & eat freshly baked bread with our home made cheese. And we will, of course, drink wine.

  • Kelly
    August 26, 2008 - 6:26 am ·

    How did the cheese taste? I saw a recipe in Sunset a couple months ago for mozzarella and really want to try it…..

  • Alisa
    August 26, 2008 - 6:30 am ·

    You have any leftover cheese???? MMMMMMMMMM! Yummy. You are quite the little chef…when there are ingredients I can’t pronouce needed to make something, I skip it! You are a brave soul!

  • Bradley
    August 27, 2008 - 10:10 am ·

    Umm… you made cheese? That’s just too intense for me. I don’t even really know how cheese gets into my refrigerator

    • gazelle
      August 27, 2008 - 12:07 pm ·

      You should ask Alf to show you this magical land called “the grocery store” sometime. I think you’d be astonished.

      (PS – they have booze at this store, but also have many other things – such as cheese. and Diet Coke. and cigarettes.)