PORN!!

Today, I am dying. I am woman, hear me whimper and all that shit.

So -I do have shoes. Beautiful shoes. Shoes that I may have featured in the past, because lo! they are gorgeous, and while I whimper, I comfort myself with looking at shoes I cannot afford. I know that doesn’t sound comforting, but trust me it is. Especially since currently, chocolate makes me sick, and that’s really what I want. Some fudge brownies with frosting. All warm. With ice cream. And chocolate syrup. And then? some pringles. Because that’s how I roll.

Anyways, shoes:

The bidding on eBay starts at $799, so these will not be coming home with me anytime soon, but as soon as the architect and I have hit it big, and we’ve paid off all the debt, done some traveling, donated to charity, shared with our families, and bought a Ducati (obviously for me), I’m getting a pair of Louboutins. Because I can.

So – happy shoe porn Wednesday, everyone. Anyone else bought some fun new shoes lately? We can do a feature story or something. I envision it going something like: “These are the shoes bought by [insert name here] who blogs at [insert site here] and is super cool with awesome taste in shoes.” But we could mix it up with some personal details like: “These red stilletoes were worn to the funeral of her ex-boyfriend where she danced a jig on the coffin as it was being lowered into the ground.” Or something nicer or more true, if you wish.

In the meantime, if you aren’t sending me shoe pictures, send me gobs of ibuprofen, some fat-free yet extremely delicious chocolate desserts, and a bottle of wine.

Thank you.