I see you looking for me…

Top searches lately – still with the toaster thing (oh, Weiner, why’d you tweet a pic of your congressional member?) and also V6 corn. Which, you know, I’m totally an expert on (something to do with the corn’s engine size, and perhaps corn-based ethanol). (Ha! Just kidding, it’s a stage in corn development when there are six corn leaves.) Also a lot of searches for busty gazelles, gazelles with weight loss, and shoes. SHOOOOOOOOES!)