Shoe Porn!

You guys. I caved today and bought a new pair of boots.

These, in fact:

Aerosoles Mezzotint - Black

I got them a half size larger than my usual size AND they are extended calf size, so they should (fingers crossed) fit over my calves of power.

They are a low heel, but not completely flat.

AND – they are pretty cute – and according to reviews, pretty comfortable. They should arrive Friday. I am so excited, even if I can only wear the left one for awhile. I’ve been wanting a pair of cute, fairly practical tall boots for ages, and I hope these fit the bill.

So – what’s up with the fall trends this year? Let’s go to my all-time favorite store EVER and find out.

Holy balls, people. What the hell is it and why? Please tell me that you won’t be buying this. I feel like there is a very sad, very naked muppet running about somewhere.  This is horrific!

These are better, right? (I know, I know – there are a lot of ankle boot haters out there, but I promise I would only wear them with jeans or pants. It’s easier for us wide-calves people to buy the ankle boots, wear them under pants, and then PRETEND they’re tall. So in your mind’s eye, just picture them taller – now how do you feel?)

Børn 'McCarty' Boot

Nine West 'Scorpion' Ankle Boot

Another trend (that happens every other year, I think) is the metallic shoe trend. I love me some shiny, strappy holidy heels! I won’t be wearing any of the heels this holiday season, but the last two pairs may be doable – thoughts?

MICHAEL Michael Kors 'Shimmer' Sandal

Charles David 'Bangles' Sandal

Dezario 'Louvre' Evening Sandal

J. Reneé 'Kiana' Slingback

Steve Madden Kinnetic

Also, how much do I want these right now. Answer:  a lot!

Betsey Johnson Calandra

Oh, shoes, how I love you…..

*sigh*

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