PORN!!!

Today we have platform porn. Which makes me think of a funny story involving the platform of some playground equipment in a park when I was in college.

Heh.

Anyways – on to the porn!

I have some very pretty shoes today, but I have to tell you that I spent a great deal of time saying, “Damn you, Jessica Simpson!” Whoever designs her shoes does a terrific job – I just can’t bring myself ot wear Jessica Simpson. I’m pretty sure that my IQ would drop a couple dozen points, and that’s just not cool.

I have been crazy lusting after red shoes lately. I have a pair of red patent open-toed wedges, but I have to say, they are ridiculously uncomfortable.  I never buy the red shoes I love because I don’t know what I’d wear them with. Although they would really make a sexy accent to my work clothes, probably.

I just love the added height. And also? Shiny! What’s not to love?

These are also quite pretty – although again, open toes in the winter make my toes cold. And wet. But – so pretty! I think they’d look nice with a martini.

Thoughts? Comments? Bought any good shoes lately?

Recent Comments

  • michelle
    November 19, 2008 - 8:35 am ·

    Oh my goodness, i so needed this porn today!!

    Those first red high heels are mega sexy!!! But, again (i know i’ve said this before) i honestly do not think i can walk in those! Perhaps a few steps, holding on to something for support!!! I certainly wouldn’t have the sexy swagger you need to pull off wearing those!!!

    BUT, oh so sexy!!!

  • auntie
    November 19, 2008 - 8:39 am ·

    i have the same moral dilemma when i see such cute shoes but they have HER name on them! i’ll spot a cute pair of shoes across the store, and when i get to them and see the brand, it automatically slut-ifies the shoes for me (not always a bad thing but if i’m gonna slut it up, i want it to be on my terms, not Jessica’s!).

  • Sarah
    November 19, 2008 - 9:40 am ·

    I have red patent leather heels. I love them. They are very, very good for certain situations. And they aren’t Jessica Simpson shoes 🙂

  • WeightingGame
    November 20, 2008 - 6:44 am ·

    i lurve the hidden platform. I almost always wear high heels (or sneakers) but lately have been craving a sassy pair of flat knee high black leather boots. maybe for hannukkah?

  • Alisa
    November 20, 2008 - 12:40 pm ·

    Just catching up! I love those red ones! I’m a on a budget too though. No buying for myself until after Xmas.

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