PORN!!!

Today we have platform porn. Which makes me think of a funny story involving the platform of some playground equipment in a park when I was in college.

Heh.

Anyways – on to the porn!

I have some very pretty shoes today, but I have to tell you that I spent a great deal of time saying, “Damn you, Jessica Simpson!” Whoever designs her shoes does a terrific job – I just can’t bring myself ot wear Jessica Simpson. I’m pretty sure that my IQ would drop a couple dozen points, and that’s just not cool.

I have been crazy lusting after red shoes lately. I have a pair of red patent open-toed wedges, but I have to say, they are ridiculously uncomfortable.  I never buy the red shoes I love because I don’t know what I’d wear them with. Although they would really make a sexy accent to my work clothes, probably.

I just love the added height. And also? Shiny! What’s not to love?

These are also quite pretty – although again, open toes in the winter make my toes cold. And wet. But – so pretty! I think they’d look nice with a martini.

Thoughts? Comments? Bought any good shoes lately?

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