PORN!!!

I realize that shoe porn isn’t for everyone, and because I would like to take a large step in eliminating any divides in this post-election landscape, today, I have porn for everyone! many different people! (I am still short on actual porn. I am not that kind of blog, no matter how many searchers are told otherwise by Google.)

Today – there are four kinds of porn (I am such a giver).

First – we have standard porn. Pretty, pretty shoes.

Next – we have a beautiful coat. I love coats. Not as much as shoes, but if this coat (or something similar) doesn’t come live in my closet soon, I may have to start selling cats to make enough money to purchase it:

Darwin says, “please nice people, buy my cold, shivering mommy a coat! Think of the kitties!”

Thirdly, we have a lovely purse. I am not a purse person. I have a few, most of which were purchased at Target. I have one expensive purse that I like, but have recently realized it’s a bit too small for every day practicality. I don’t like lots of logos. I don’t like huge. I do like this (and the price tag really exhibits WHY I don’t have more purses – because the ones I like cost $595!!):

And finally, for the men. I have man-shoes. I don’t know if any of the (three) men who read this site care about shoes, but I do. I bought the architect a lovely pair of Kenneth Coles for the holidays last year – and I haven’t even once said anything about the shameful way in which he treats them…but these are nice if you are looking for a sharp pair of dress shoes – either for yourself, or for a manfriend.

Tell me, people, what’s your porn? (and you – person who googled “crack whore naked picture porn”, I already know, so you don’t have to answer.)

15 responses to “PORN!!!

  1. oh, so many things to say about this post!

    LOVE LOVE LOVE the shoes! that is most definitely porn in my book.

    LOVE LOVE LOVE the coat! and it’s on sale, for crying out loud. you must purchase.

    i totally have a thing for purses (any type of “accessories”, really), but i’ve got the same taste as you – very expensive! i did learn, however, that buying a good (read: expensive) purse is much like buying good shoes – you get what you pay for.

    and i’m so concerned and also terribly amused that someone googled THAT and got your blog!! that’ll show ’em to be a perv!! tee hee.

    • People get here in weird, weird ways. I haven’t updated my ‘were you looking for me?’ page in a while, but it always amuses me.

      I KNOW! The coat – it is so pretty. But I am on a budget! A budget that says, “You already have lots of coats, even if none of them are red.” Stupid talking budget.

  2. Those shoes rock!

    How is your knee today? Mine is still pretty sore, I think I’m going to hit the pool tonight and forgo my 6 miles. I love the idea of track workouts at Lincoln high on Tuesday’s (or hills).

    My porn…you nailed it…clothes and accessories! I don’t own any fancy purses either. I used to but I gave it to my mom since I really didn’t use it, to afraid to get it dirty! I love target purses.

    P.S. We need to go reflective gear shopping.

    • My knee is fine today – I stopped as soon as it twinged, so I was pretty sure with a little ice it would be okay.

      I picked up my ‘scrip today, and just took one (and then immediately after read the side effects, hoping that ‘drowsy’ or ‘loopy’ weren’t on there – they weren’t), and I feel kinda awesome right now.

      When should we shop?

  3. Shame on your architect for dismissing Kenneth Cole’s! He should know better! GAAAAA!~! I cherish Kenneth Cole — anything with his name on it. I have shirts, shoes, pants, even cufflinks and a wallet from Kenneth Cole. His stuff is the best. Kelley prefers Calvin Klein, but i’m a Cole man all the way.

    Try some food porn. Jamie at Home on Food Network comes on Saturday mornings at 9:30 eastern time. We TiVo it. Watching one episode will leave you satisfied in a way that only a british chef can achieve. It’s all natural stuff (but really high fat). He picks the food from his organic garden and cooks it all up. When kelley asks me if i want to watch some porn, that’s what she means and i know it.

    And since she doesn’t read your site I have to say that she would love your shoe porn. She feels the same way and likes the same type of shoes as you do. Her weight loss took her from a size 18 to a size 4, and as her husband i’m still not allowed to know the actual digits (current or former weights), she just tells me how much the loss is and the current dress size to buy her presents with. So not wanting to talk about your weight loss is a perfectly normal thing. But don’t be afraid to put more pics of yourself on the site. because you are ADORABLE that should have been in caps on my last comment too. cute, cute, cute cute, cute. I can only say that because I am 3000 miles away on the other side of the country.

    • I, too, love Kenneth. He is my secret boyfriend. (hee.) I was so psyched to get the architect a pretty pair of Kenneth Coles, and he really liked them, he just doesn’t treat them with the dignity & respect that I believe Kenneth deserves. To be fair, I think I knew that about him anyways – clothes not as important to him as they are to me.

      I should start taking pictures of the awesome dinners I make – I don’t get cable, so I have to make my own food porn. 🙂

      And thank you very much for the compliments. 😉

  4. shoes.

    nike.

    air rift.

    it’s bad.

    • Nike makes me sad. I want to like them (they’re headquartered here, and commenter #5 WORKS at Nike), but I have never found a pair of Nikes that don’t kill my feet 🙁

  5. Right now – home decorating crap. You’ll understand when you come to my hell hole – excuse me – home!

  6. I love the shoe porn for sure, but now i am confused over shoe porn or coat porn!!!

    Coats are so very cool. Then when you add the sexy shoes, whoa!!!

    I get my porn here so please keep it coming girlie!!! Sorry, i got confused between your old tuesday porn and your much newer wednesday porn!!

    I gave you a shout out on my blog!!! Go look!

    • I saw the shout out, and am in the processing of trying to comment right now. blogger does not like me today. 🙁

      I love coats so much, but have many fewer (they’re harder to hide from the architect, as we share a coat closet).

  7. I think what you asked about is called BETTER BLOGROLL.