PORN!!!

I realize that shoe porn isn’t for everyone, and because I would like to take a large step in eliminating any divides in this post-election landscape, today, I have porn for everyone! many different people! (I am still short on actual porn. I am not that kind of blog, no matter how many searchers are told otherwise by Google.)

Today – there are four kinds of porn (I am such a giver).

First – we have standard porn. Pretty, pretty shoes.

Next – we have a beautiful coat. I love coats. Not as much as shoes, but if this coat (or something similar) doesn’t come live in my closet soon, I may have to start selling cats to make enough money to purchase it:

Darwin says, “please nice people, buy my cold, shivering mommy a coat! Think of the kitties!”

Thirdly, we have a lovely purse. I am not a purse person. I have a few, most of which were purchased at Target. I have one expensive purse that I like, but have recently realized it’s a bit too small for every day practicality. I don’t like lots of logos. I don’t like huge. I do like this (and the price tag really exhibits WHY I don’t have more purses – because the ones I like cost $595!!):

And finally, for the men. I have man-shoes. I don’t know if any of the (three) men who read this site care about shoes, but I do. I bought the architect a lovely pair of Kenneth Coles for the holidays last year – and I haven’t even once said anything about the shameful way in which he treats them…but these are nice if you are looking for a sharp pair of dress shoes – either for yourself, or for a manfriend.

Tell me, people, what’s your porn? (and you – person who googled “crack whore naked picture porn”, I already know, so you don’t have to answer.)