From CNN World on October 1:
That just sounds awesome. PIRATE battle! The only thing that would’ve been better is if Somalia had invited Japan to fight pirates – then we’d finally know the answer to an age-old question.
2nd runner up (2nd only because it’s not a headline, it’s a picture):
Thanks to the Sassy Curmudgeon for this fantastic find. I personally am rather fond of men of the cloth – and, as I commented on her site – was once accused of being a satin-worshiper.