PORN!!!

I love autumn, because although in spring, I get all excited about sandals, in fall there is something better to get excited about: boots.

I love boots, although I only own 4 pairs. I do not, however, like “shooties.” They are evil – like cut-out Oxfords. I will not link them directly – it makes me feel dirty. 

So – a couple of pairs of boots for your fall perusal. I think it’s important to have a good pair of boots that you can wear to work, walking around, impromptu happy hours, etc., without worrying that at some point during your day, you will seriously consider amputating your feet.

My current boots that serve that purpose are a pair of ankle-high Nine Wests with a 2″ stacked heel (in desperate need of a cobbler if I want to continue to wear them and I do). However, if I was going to buy something new (and since I do have a shoe-buying trip coming up soon), I might consider these:

The only problem with lower boots, is that they tend to require pants – which means I never wear them with my skirts. And, since I have the most monstrous, out-of-proportion calves you’ve ever seen on a tiny, delicate flower with size 6 feet and narrow little ankles, I don’t have very many options when it comes to knee-high boots. You’ll likely do better.

However, in addition to your every day boot, you also need a pair of hot, sexy party boots. Boots that you would totally wear dancing, after you’ve hit the club drink minimum…twice. Boots that are so pretty that your husband (or whoever) wouldn’t even ask how much they cost because he can’t think about finances right now. Mine are a pair of knee-high Chinese Laundry boot (strangely enough, two of my good friends here in Portland also have the same boot…they are that pretty). They’re not too uncomfortable, but they’re definitely not made for walking (miles). If I were going to replace them (and I’m not), I might go for these:

Although, I have to admit, I’m strangely intrigued by these:

Thoughts?