Do you read Go Fug Yourself?

Well you should.  Especially right now, because of the picture of Helen Mirren on there.

Seriously.

Read it.

I just hope that when I’m almost 63 (her birthday is next week), I look like that in a bikini.

Screw that – I hope that when I’m 32 (that gives me 7 months), I look like that in a bikini.

DAMN!

6 responses to “Do you read Go Fug Yourself?

  1. You’ve got to be kidding me. I’d say it were airbrushed, but there’s not a Photoshop around that’s that good. I’d kill to look like that.

    • Even if she’s photoshopped, she’s got something good going on anyway….She is so consistently beautiful & elegant – and did I mention beautiful?

  2. OMG… I love that website! Those chicks crack me up all the time.

    On to Helen….Seriously. She gives all of those young plastic hos a run for their $$ and she’s 3 times their age! Holy shit!! I saw those pics earlier and was AMAZED. And here I just thought she had piled on the SPANX under her Oscar dress. No way.

    • The crazy thing is, she doesn’t look overly botoxed, or lipo-ed, or nipped, tucked, etc. She just looks amazing.

      Bitch.

  3. I also saw those pics yesterday and was hella impressed. I’ve never looked that good and bitch is old! Lol.

    Also, another noteworthy blog – dlisted.com

    It’s my crack.

    • LOVE dlisted. It is also my crack – although it is NSF crack. The fug-girls are (usually – sometimes there’s a nip-slip) my work crack.

      A girl has to have different crack for different locales, you know.

      And how much do I hate/madly adore Helen?