PORN!!!

Today’s porn is more like bad porn that makes you giggle (and wonder why/how), followed by a happy ending.

I remember being thrilled when the oxford-style pump came out last fall.   Finally my love of frump and my love of shoes had united.  I could have professor shoes, but with 89% more sexy.

I’m not sure if the oxford (and other men’s styles) for women needed to be taken a step further for spring.  I give you exhibit A:

They’re almost cute, but not quite.  They make my head hurt if I stare at them too long, and I want to like them, I do – but I can’t.  The laces look cheap, too, don’t they?

However, I can forgive the shoe, as long as you don’t do this:

Toeless socks are an abomination unto the Lord, thus saith the Amy.

However, I wouldn’t give you so much bad if I didn’t have something good to follow it up with:

These are ever so cute…just the right amount of lift & detail, and the little peep toe for spring.  These I covet.  Although not with open-toed socks.  Not ever, or you will be barred from the kingdom.

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