PORN!!!
It’s been awhile since I’ve given you porn, and I know you have all been weeping into your pillows every night. I blame that for the dearth of comments lately. I mean, except for my friend SaVIAGRAlly, who comments almost every day, I’ve got nothing. And so, I am determined to win you back with these Steve Maddens. But first, some backstory.
I have often said that my ideal life would involve going to school for a very long time and getting my Ph.D. in English Literature, specializing in Brit Lit before 1650, then being a professor at a widely respected yet slightly pretentious University where I teach one or two classes a semester and spend the rest of my time in my darkish (the windows are covered up with bookshelves) office, doing research, writing scholarly papers, and wearing a tweed suit and horn-rimmed glasses. Also, fabulous shoes (of course).
So, imagine my excitement when I realized that fall lines of shoes are merging two of my sartorial fantasies: tweed and shoes. Behold, the Steve Madden “Konnie” pump:
For information on the shoes I want to hate, but can’t – the oxford boot- you can visit blue girl, who pretty much sums up how I feel about that shoe.
However, if you just want a pair of boots (which I do – but I’m on another shoe moratorium – until Vegas, baby), there are these:
Don’t you just want to….pet them? Or is that just me?
In other news, there is no other news. Although my personal trainer did not kill me last night – so that’s good. I’m going to try to do myself in through yoga tonight. I’ll let you know how that goes.
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