SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION!
But – just in case you’re wondering if I’m qualified to talk on a gardening show, I present to you my green hand thumb.
This was after a looong day of trimming back tomatoes in an effort to make the green ones ripen, already (dammit!). Left hand was the tomato toucher (hee, dirty), right hand was the snipper. It took about 10 minutes and a ton of soap to get that hand clean.