PORN!!!

Today, we have budget porn – shoes that are on sale, but are still hot.

All of these are on sale for under $100 at Piper Lime. I’ll start with the most expensive, move to the cheap.

The first are a pretty pair of boots – not good if you have a lot of rain, maybe, but still, very, very pretty (and only $69.99).

The second pair are Steve Madden’s. Steve & I used to go steady, but lately, I haven’t been able to enjoy Steve quite as much – I think the shoes are getting narrower. I don’t have particularly wide feet, but if you have pain while trying them on, things are not going to end well. They are still pretty, though, and not too expensive – $49.99.

The last pair are from my current boyfriend – Kenneth Cole. Kenneth & I are not only secret lovers, he is also my best friend. I bought that pair of shoes that you all voted on a few weeks ago (#3 was the big winner), and I have to tell you, those shoes are COMFY! I can wear them for 12 hours (office job, you know, not on my feet ALL day) and not even kind of regret it. GOOD JOB voters.

Anyhoo – back to my boyfriend (sometimes I get all carried away & then I gush). The last (and cheapest) are from his Unlisted line (and, if you’re interested, only $29.99 on sale at Piper Lime).

For the next few months, I will continue my non-athletic shoe moratorium. Obviously I will be buying new Sauconys every few months, but other than that, I live vicariously through Wednesday shoe porn and you guys.

So – please, share your porn with me (the shoe kind, I don’t need you to share the other kind of porn). Tell me when you get new shoes – send me pictures. Make me jealous.

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