That Stephen Colbert & I are secret lovers. His graph for Venezuela’s ‘financial danger alert scale’
Level 1 (Strong Economy): Monkey Taking a Bath
Level 2 (Where we’re at today): Elephant Sinking in a Pool
Level 3 (If the situation worsens): Giraffe Falling Asleep in a Jacuzzi
Level 4 (If the bottom falls out):
Gazelle standing in a pail of water while changing a light bulb
How does that prove we’re secret lovers? Well, that sounds like something I would accidentally do. Plus, you know, gazelle. It was a sly little shout-out.
Call me, Stephen!