In Which I Answer Your Questions
Q: Is a gazelle a good way to lose weight?
A: There are all sorts of things you can do with a gazelle to lose weight. Since this is a family-friendly blog (i.e. I’m trying to remember that my family reads this, and since they’re coming to visit in a couple of months, it probably wouldn’t hurt to remain on friendly terms), I won’t list all the things you can do with a gazelle to lose weight. BUT a few do come to mind:
- You could run with a gazelle – gazelles sure do like to run, even if they’re not terribly fast
- You could play tennis with a gazelle. Gazelles aren’t particularly good at tennis, but they have enough enthusiasm to make up for their lack of skill (or at least that’s what they tell themselves).
- You could make cheese, or bread, or tamales with a gazelle.
- You could garden with a gazelle, or perhaps preserve your produce with a gazelle (especially if you have a pressure cooker).
So – if you’re looking to lose weight with a gazelle, and you live in the Portland area, let me know. Gazelles have a lot of experience with weight loss and many exciting sweaty-making activities on the horizon!
*Questions are edited for spelling, grammar, clarity, and occasionally humor.
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