than when the cute UPS guy walks into your office while you’re licking chocolate ice cream off your own arm.
unless of course, when you look in the mirror 5 minutes later, you realize that you have chocolate smeared all around your mouth like a 5-year old at a birthday party.
I know, I know…but please don’t hate me because I am so fucking awesome and impossibly sexy. Jealousy is just not cool.
