April 21, 2006

1) Eating a pudding cup with a fork 2) Sleeping through a jackhammer 3) Drinking 80 ounces of water with zero bathroom breaks 4) Giving up caffeine & nicotine & limiting regular-fat cheese at the same time 5) Figuring out how to tell people that you’re getting married 6) Not laughing when you realize you’re…

April 21, 2006

When I was in Junior High & High School, I was one of the smartest people in my class. There was one other guy who was really smart, but our talents were in different areas, so there wasn’t much competition. The other smart female-person had to work so hard for her grades that I always…

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